suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

skeleton666:

this. This is my paramount achievement

skeleton666:

this. This is my paramount achievement

raviollies:

Vengarl is cool as heck

raviollies:

Vengarl is cool as heck


this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

meladoodle:

i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

meladoodle:

i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

vunes:

I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything

deadguy95:

G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

dennys:

it feels like a perfect night
for breakfast at midnight